"My business isn't your business; So unless you're my thong, don't be up my ass."

"Call me a slut, call me a whore, call me whatever I've heard it before. Say that I'm fake, say that I lie, say what you want you wont see me cry. I know none of it is true, But calling me all this shit, what the hell does that make you?"

keep up those lies.. they wont get you far.

“Smiling always adds that extra beauty to every wonderful face.”

"The 3 C's of life: Choices, Chances, && Changes. You have to make a Choice to take a Chance or your life will never Change."

you're acting like a bitch. And I swear this time I've had enough.

"Ill respect those who respect me."

"A whore is like a bowling ball. She gets picked up, fingered,
throw in the gutter, and then comes right back for more."

"I'm glad im a bitch and not a hoe, cause at least bein a bitch im known for what I do, not who I do."

"If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport."

Everyone Always Says: "Son Of A Bitch," But What About: "Daughter Of A Dick?"

"You'd be in good shape if you ran like your mouth."

"Roses are red, violets are blue.
He's for me and not for you.
So if by chance you take my place.
I'll take my fist and smash your face." ;)

"Patience is the road to understanding, which is the key to a happy heart."

"He who wants a rose, must respect the thorn."

"guys are like bra's, they hookup behind your back."

"I love you foreve. I would put the "r" but I don't want forever to end."

"Your so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal. Your so skinny you should really super size that deal."

"If you can't tell the truth, then you shouldn't be heard."

" What's the difference between a mosquito & a slut? When you slap a mosquito, it stops sucking."

"roses are red; violets are blue, you cant spell sl_t without u."

"Sometimes I wish I had a dick. Just so I could tell you to choke on that shit."

"Life is a popularity contest, but you can't get an A for effort. It's more trouble than it's worth. Live it your own way, happiness is what you make it."

"remember when i asked for your opinion? me neither."

"You can't help someone get up a hill without getting closer to the top yourself."

"I'm annoyed with your shit.. So just go have your period in a shark tank, bitch."

"bitch you're a hoe, id hit you harder than the shit we smoke"

"Damn whore. Would you like to be screwed? Or nailed? Your choice, seem as your quite the tool lover."

"Did it hurt? When you fell from the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down?"

Like a slingshot, when you pull me down, I'm always going to shoot back up.

I brought you a to-go box since you are screwing my leftovers.

Isn't it sad that we're all so young, yet we're so depressed, alone, forgotten, paranoid, judgmental, & afraid of the future? What happened to being young, living life, having fun, & not giving a fuck?

God made the world round so that if you two people who are meant to be together should choose to take different paths in life, they would wrap around and end up right back to each other to meet again.

If you're feeling frightened about what comes next, don't be. Embrace the uncertainty and allow it to lead you places. Be brave as it challenges you to excercise both your heart and mind as you create your own path towards happiness. Don't waste time with regret, and spin wildly into your next action. Enjoy the present, because you'll never get another one quite like it. But if you should ever look up and find yourself lost, simply take a breath and start over. Retrace your steps, and go back to the purest place in your heart- where your hope lives.

Life is good, forget the forecast. Every day is sunny.

"The only reason your girlfriend likes your dick is because her mom told her to enjoy the little things in life."

"Does your ass ever get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth?"

"Hi my name is shower. If you turn me on, ill make you wet."

"You're like a penny. Two faced, worthless, and dirty. I'm sure that's what you charge anyways."

"My heart isn't your dick. So quit playing with it."

"You know who's the reason for the big smile on my face? The first word in the sentence."

"When judging how a guy will be, look at how he treats his family. That's how he will treat you."

"That awkward moment when you yell "hey slut" and 15 girls turn around."

"Guys only act like dicks to make up for the ones they don't have."

"I can out eat you.. I guarantee about 90% of you read that wrong at first!"

"who was the greatest prostitute in history? ms. pacman, for 25 cents that bitch swallowed balls until she died."

Love's a tree growing in your heart; better look out when the roots start. I'm the bloom that began such a long time ago. Now I'm waking up to the sounds of the birds whose shadows race me up her street. And though my feet may never catch a flying thing, well, I am damn sure of it.. I could catch you. I would never let you fall.

I know it's been a tough year for a lot of people. And I know that when we get knocked down, it's the hardest thing in the world to imagine that someday things might ever seem different. And I know the bad days are really bad. Somebody broke your heart, somebody broke your dreams, or something happened that made you feel like things would never get better. But I don't think that's true. I think things get better. I think that good things come back around. I think that things change.

People are gonna call you names everyday of your life. But you have to remember this one thing. It’s not what people call you, but what you answer to.

if you’re going to talk, make sure you mean what you say

We all want that guy. The one who will text us goodnight and goodmorning. The one that will call us beautiful and make us start to believe it. The one that's sweet. The one that makes you feel special, like you're not just another one. The one who can make you laugh. The one who looks in your eyes when you talk, and makes you smile. The one who you'll be comfortable around and make you forget about your insecurities. The one that tells us he loves us. The one who remembers little details and who goes out of his way to show you he cares.

Shh..you hear that? that's the sound of nobody caring.

Seriously slut, anyone could turn you on. You’re basically a lamp.

I don't recall giving you a single reason to hate me, you create drama based on pure jealously.

Dear slut, your right leg misses your left leg.

She's just one of those people who creates drama out of her own insecurities, but nobody really gives a shit about it. So honestly I don't care if she hates me, she'll be over this hissy fit by next week.

Normal is only a setting on a washing machine.